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Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.
"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"
by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023
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Milk the ferret

A colloquial, if you can call it that, term for vicious masturbation.
1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.

2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?

Mum: No, can you?
by G21 March 24, 2008
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demon milk

I heard there’s demon milk sale
by Demon Milk January 3, 2021
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Milking the Vein

Sandeo was steadfastly Milking the Vein as he watched re-runs of MTV Grind: Spring Break!
by Drunez. August 27, 2009
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Hippo Milk

also known as strawberry milk, it's usually drunk by kids in the morning before they go to their class, its called hippo milk because theres a conspiracy that hippo milk is actually bright pink.
theres also chocolate/cockolate milk, mint milk/bug milk, banana milk/dick milk and caramel milk/old man jim from across the road's cum flavoured milk.
ooooo Alex is drinking hippo milk again, what a unit.
by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019
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Milk on ice

It's Jameson and Bailey's on the rocks. It's delicious and refreshing and my buddy Jeff invented it.
Mark - What the fuck is that? Milk on ice? Jeff- No, it's Jameson and Bailey's but on this day of newfound friendship, we shall declare the name of this beverage "milk on ice".
by Go to bed Jeff June 10, 2018
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Milking the colon

When you (or someone else) insert fingers inside your rectum and massage your colon until you ejaculate
"Last night my girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she milked my colon" milking the colon
by Themilkman94 April 18, 2018
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