a melon felon is a black person often a slave who ate melons and fried chicken therefore melon felon.
by melon felonater. September 7, 2025
Get the melon felonmug. 
The comically wrong way to pronounce the word marshmallow. A common prank to pull on Vulcans curious about human behavior relating to camping.
When Kirk, Spock and McCoy go camping, Spock takes out a small electronic device similar to a thermos. When Kirk asks Spock what he is doing, Spock replies "I'm preparing to toast a Marsh-melon." further explaining that he was trying out the customs of camping out that he consulted through the Enterprise-A's computer. To which McCoy laughs. Little did Spock know, McCoy programmed the ship's computer to change the name Marshmallow to Marsh-Melon as part of a practical joke.
by STFilmmaker April 12, 2019
Get the Marsh-Melonmug. KO punch go brrrrrrrrr - melon
by Melon - Mike November 22, 2021
Get the melonmug. 
*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT
by aphmaufan October 3, 2023
Get the there are too many melons in my fruit bowlmug. A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014
Get the poot melonmug.