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Meatbat muncher

A female who voraciuosly swallows cock. She is constantly looking to give head, as if it was going out of style. Her day is based on getting a piece of "meat" in her mouth.
Dude she is such a meatbat muncher! Shes doesnt want to fuck but just suck on my cock all day
by Seth and Rman October 9, 2008
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Meat nappy

An absorbant cloth placed on the underisde of steaks and other moist red meat products.
"make sure you take that meat nappy off the steak billy, it's covered in cow jam"
by Gaping Malefant May 9, 2009
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Meat Cooler

"Yo man tonight i was all up in that chicks meat cooler."
by Josh Curtis July 19, 2009
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Meat Switch

At a Brazilian Steakhouse, they give you a small object to place in front of you. If the green side is up, they'll keep offering you more meat. If it's red, they'll pass by you. This "Meat Switch" controls how much meat you ultimately get.
Bob, you still eating?
No, I'm stuffed.
Flip your Meat Switch to red then, so they stop bothering you.
Gotcha
by CDChurch August 16, 2010
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meat tetris

When you buy a huge amount of meat and can't fit it into your fridge. You have to play meat tetris to squish it all in.
Went to Tesco's this morning so i've spent the last 45 minutes playing meat tetris.
by Beklan October 10, 2011
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meat sabre

A jokingly yet vulgar term used to define a mans penis.
Man your ex turned into a hoe, what happened? Bob
She just loves meat sabre dude. Ted
by BobDoleSuperFanNumber1 November 17, 2011
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Meatache

A headache from over consumption of meat. e.x: Eating a triple big mac and triple baconator at one sitting
"Holy crap I have such a terrible meatache right now"
by HaloSamurai January 22, 2012
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