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Spouse's great-grandnibling's wife.
My great-grandniece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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Schrödinger's marriage

A romantic "partnership" in which a parent is simultaneously married but also a single parent due to their partner's weaponized incompetence.
"Why didn't Becky come out with us tonight?"
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."
by Artful_Discourse January 17, 2024
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Marriage age

The age you are allowed to get Married at
Like the Working age Gambling age porn age voting age vaping age Smoking age drinking age age of Consent age of Criminal age of puberty Adult age Coming of age and age of majority
I want to marry am I at the marriage age
by 459395 March 6, 2022
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grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's husband.
My grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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wait till marriage

When you are in bed with a women and before you have intercourse the women says ",wait till marriage." It is pretty much a cock block.
Women- I want to wait till marriage.
Man- i am moving out.
by Michael wait till marriage August 29, 2017
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Marriage

marriage niv and carson
person 1: helo i am getting niv and carson tomorrow
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!
by narson May 11, 2021
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Marriage Memorabilia

The art of recording your Spouse without them knowing and showing them a year later to laugh at them.
“Oh man, I had the best marriage memorabilia on Faith last night. She was sleep talking and I saved it and it comes up in my memories every year”
by OhThatsFunny999 July 26, 2022
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