An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.
Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!
by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003
Get the Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)mug. basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"
by james December 19, 2003
Get the Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)mug. by sdinaz October 23, 2023
Get the I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?mug. I want ur sex milk in my pussy
Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hard
Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hard
by Kiss_or_miss November 6, 2018
Get the Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hardmug. Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.
by Mouse October 1, 2004
Get the The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution devicemug. 1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!
2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!
2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?
by Welcometoparadise74 August 20, 2008
Get the Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!mug. Its a very famous song from Britney Spears. I really don't know how to put it I've just been saying it a lot. So when someone dies i guess you say "They did an oops i did it again i made it my mind oh baby baby."
by 020000000000Sweet Stripes May 26, 2021
Get the oops I did it again I made it my mind oh baby babymug.