Landon Royer

A Landon royer is what you’d and if call a dick. He also fucks his anime pillows at night and always says good morning to them. If you have a Landon royer in you class I’m truly sorry for you he will have so called anger issues that will make him be a dick every chance he gets. Be careful these things are dangerous and to be weary around they can set off at any moment with nothing. Landon Royer ‘s are stupid assholes that are not going to make it past 8th grade so when you see one in the wild tell it to go fuck itself

Person 1: omg did you see that kid he just said “I’m gonna fart in your face at night when your asleep”

Person 2: little fucker what a “Landon Royer” dude can go fuck himself

Person 1: I second that

by Muffinfuck5000 June 9, 2021

Landon

Large head of doom. He will kill you, and your family. Watch out. He also has sex with his pillow. He is a very sad human being. Stupid CRINGE.

Landon is the gum on my foot.

by James_is_very_SUSSY_69 August 5, 2021

landon

A midget that usually rages to much and jumps around a lot, but could sometimes be a good friend.

landon is defined as a midget

by tggegh September 18, 2021

Landon Johnson

Landon Johnson can be best described as the most handsome young man with the biggest horse cock known to man and is amazing at everything he does.

Look at that penis! It has to be Landon Johnson.

by bingo6924 January 29, 2022

Landon

Usually, according to birth practices, a person given the name Landon is usually probably going to be like the average man, not to smart, not to anything really. Has a couple of friends and a bad attitude and smile. Also is the the type of person to hate specifically one of his friends for a multitude of reasons and usually has several nicknames to chose from when it comes to him specifically. One example is lemur. Usually is the type of guy to have an identical brother but aren't twins. Usually isn't the type of guy yo be called sexy or liked by any girl whatsoever. But nonetheless, with all of these bad characteristics, he still will grow up to be a great friend.

Wow, Landon really is something, isn't he.

by TheCoolWriter69 May 8, 2022

Rusty landmine

When a male takes a shit during while hitting it doggy style. Then after cumming stands up and forces his partner to sit in it.

You start pushing back right now or you are going to get blown up by this rusty landmine.

by MR Hagy April 7, 2011

russian landmine

Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest

Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'

Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'

Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'

товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"

by Kingrich212 July 31, 2017