by Genitalia Armorer November 9, 2010
Get the Ladies Muff Pistol mug.Pathetic self-pitying tripe invented by and subscribed to by “Nice Guys” who blame women for rejecting them. They believe that a woman who they befriend owes them more then friendship because of all the "nice" things they've done. Often going into elaborate detail about how all women are just shallow, vacant, materialistic bitches because they won't have sex with them…then have the audacity to wonder why no woman would touch them with a ten foot pole.
Hint: Woman don’t use this so-called theory and never have; so you are wasting your time with it. A woman can tell when a man is only befriending her to get into her pants and no one is attracted to a person who wallows in self-pity and hate.
Hint: Woman don’t use this so-called theory and never have; so you are wasting your time with it. A woman can tell when a man is only befriending her to get into her pants and no one is attracted to a person who wallows in self-pity and hate.
Direct quote from the male who invented this “theory”:
“Bitch -- 99.999% of women. Note for men: I know they are. Note to women: yes, you are in this group. More accurately it is a woman who is not honest about whyshe won't sleep with you. Or sometimes, just a woman who won't sleep with you. And of course women who won't admit the basic truth of Ladder Theory.”
Show's you what he really thinks of women doesn't it?
“Bitch -- 99.999% of women. Note for men: I know they are. Note to women: yes, you are in this group. More accurately it is a woman who is not honest about whyshe won't sleep with you. Or sometimes, just a woman who won't sleep with you. And of course women who won't admit the basic truth of Ladder Theory.”
Show's you what he really thinks of women doesn't it?
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
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* Founded in 1988 by co lead singers Steven Page and Ed Robertson.
* Best known for hits like "One Week" and "Pinch Me."
* Consists of five bandmembers, thus making the group a quintet.
* Are known to greet new friends with a round of nudity on thier tour bus.
* Subject of the Rockumentary "Barenaked in America" directed by Jason Priestly.
* Priestly also directed their video "The Old Apartment" and got it played in MTV.
* The band hails (mostly) from Scarborough, Ontario Canada
* Barenaked Ladies is a term derived from a child's desciption upon seeing a naked lady for the first time.
AKA: BNL
* Best known for hits like "One Week" and "Pinch Me."
* Consists of five bandmembers, thus making the group a quintet.
* Are known to greet new friends with a round of nudity on thier tour bus.
* Subject of the Rockumentary "Barenaked in America" directed by Jason Priestly.
* Priestly also directed their video "The Old Apartment" and got it played in MTV.
* The band hails (mostly) from Scarborough, Ontario Canada
* Barenaked Ladies is a term derived from a child's desciption upon seeing a naked lady for the first time.
AKA: BNL
by laurachris8882 September 4, 2005
Get the barenaked ladies mug.A three way oral sex game where one guy picks up a chick standing up so he can eat her out while the female bends backwards to give a blow job to the other dude who is also standing up to recreate a shoot or ladder. The sex position changes from a ladder to a shoot, or vice versa, when the guys reverse roles.
Guy 1: "Hey do you want to play some shoots and ladders?"
Girl: "OMG YES!!! I love that game."
Guy 2: "I bet you do... I'm in."
Girl: "OMG YES!!! I love that game."
Guy 2: "I bet you do... I'm in."
by Milton wants sex Bradley March 11, 2009
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by Pierce February 16, 2005
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Get the Ladder mug.A sexual act involving 2 or more men. A man pisses on another man's package, then licks it off with his tongue. There are some cases where they will pour liquid drinks such as Kool-Aid or capri sun instead of pee. Also see Pudding drinking.
Last night, Paul asked me if I had ever gone soup ladling. I didn't know what he meant until he started showing me!
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