Now'll

Short for 'Now you will' must have 'you' affixed afterwards to make sense.

Sarah: 'I was meant to be traveling in Simon's car'

Paul 'Now'll you be coming with me'

by Sledgey February 16, 2009

I'll take that to dinner

A level of strong agreement, not to be confused with complimenting someones physical appearance.

Charlie: I'm a really good friend because I'm helping you with your Law Assignment
Becca: (looking at Charlies progress) I'll take that to dinner!

by chocolateballs1234 May 31, 2013

I'll put a tail on you

To fuck someone from behind . Can be used as a chat up line or as a warning / threat .

Girl : hey wanna come over tonight ??

Boy : yea - ill put a tail on you girl

Bouncer : your too drunk , your not coming in

Customer : shut up ya dull cunt - I'll put a tail on you !!

by Gazza October 4, 2016

Ya'll'd

You all would

Ya'll'd be hungry if it weren't for me.

by KaewanG June 10, 2016

I'll be speaking to my lawyer!

The adult way of saying "Im telling my mom!"

Idiot: I broke your toy
Idiot #2: I'll be speaking to my lawyer!

by Onehighjump February 20, 2017

I'll put it in my memoirs.

A snarky expression to mock someone for saying something uninteresting or that adds zero value to the conversation.

Flo: I ran 10 miles yesterday!
Joe: Great, I'll put it in my memoirs.

by guacamole face March 4, 2017

i'll fucking cut you

When a random cunt is threatening to cut you.

Person 1: What's up Bin chicken?
Person 2: i'll fucking cut you.

by not-ss July 23, 2017