Kramer Syndrome

When you buy 2 flashes each round and flash god, the ground, all your team mates and no enemy.

"Necucu joci cs?"

"@neb asta putea fi colegu tau de banca dar ai aleso pe ana"

(kramer syndrome)

by Giorgica fara frica December 19, 2024

Kraken Handshake

While playing sport, the act of simultaneously standing on an opponents foot and grabbing their crotch while trying to make a tackle. Similar to the use of a Kraken's tentacles to attack multiple areas of the opponents body.

"Bro, Brooke just gave Stu a Kraken Handshake while trying to rip his flag. Guess he grabbed the wrong flag, huh?"

by Tridents March 30, 2025

Krager

A school teacher that thinks he is intelligent but is only smarter than the dumb ones in his class.
Kragers are generally child predators and will without fail - lose their teaching credentials for fucking a student.

They are liars, cheaters and cowards with teeeeeenie tiny peckers and can be found cruising skate parks for little boys

Did you hear about what happened to Michael?
No what?
He became a Krager and got arrested for fucking a little kid
What a piece of shit scumbag pussy.
Some Marine should split his fucking grape when he goes out looking for his next victim

by Kimboslicekitty1 June 16, 2025

kraheavantly

fitting into place perfectly or something working out perfectly.

ooooo the puzzle piece was kraheavantly fixed into place.

by kraheavantly founder July 5, 2025

Kraderall

A kratom drink mixed with a finely crushed Adderall pill.

That kraderall drink had me feeling litty at work today.

by Nodzilla August 15, 2025

Kraken Coffee Cherry

New Auzzie wake up cocktail:

1x large coffee mug
1x 50ml Shot of Kraken Black Cherry or to desired strength depending on depression level

Desired amount of Coffee, milk and sugar

Life is fucked! so lets start ya on the kraken coffee cherry

by adzy88 October 3, 2025

Kraken sexts

The act of sending nudes while sitting on the toilet and going poop.

Poop synonym: releasing the kraken

OMG Gina; my first date with Mohammad was magical. I sent him Kraken sexts while prepping for my colonoscopy because he made me feel so special.

by MaxHardcore69 October 8, 2025