When one lumbersexual loves another lumbersexual they may engage in the act of coitus known as Pine Knotting. Discovered in the small city of Big Bear Lake, where pine branches of various sizes can be found along a two(or more!)-person hike in the woods.
Lumbersexual Bob: "Here's a quiet spot...You down for some pine knotting?"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"
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When a slut ties your dick into a knot during a BJ
Mate Jessica pulled a slut knot on me last night
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He punched me in my crotch knot.
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When two gay men tie their foreskins into a bow.
Yeah Steve has enough foreskin for a gay shrimp knot!
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When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
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Knotted
She wants be knotted
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When you pull your Peter "dick" out and hit her on the head so hard that it makes a knot.
Eww look at that Peter knot Susie has, it's the size of a mushroom tip
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