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Keyboard Parkinson's

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.
Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."
by baconmeister July 14, 2011
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keyboard plant

when your so bored you just slam your head on the keyboard to see what comes up
OMG i soo bored i could just keyboard plant
by Ka-Bloom June 29, 2011
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Keyboard Warrior

a person who makes abusive or aggressive posts on the internet, typically one who conceals their true identity.
Usually gets banned by a mod
This guy is just raging in the chat and oh look! Hitari just banned Lokmax! RIP that keyboard warrior
by YeetLeet69 January 14, 2023
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Keyboard smash

There are three types of keyboard smash: sensical, nonsensical, and word combos. sensical smashes usually form words, for example: IVG HATEHBFVG YOUHGFV (i hate you) nonsensical smashes do not make words, and are usually used to express extreme anger or excitement. For example: JHGFVBGHYUTGFBVFGHFDXTRG VTGYTRHC Word combos are when you both spell words incorrectly, and mash them together. For example: IGAHTEYOISOMUSH (i hate you so much)
???: HEY WYYDYOUDO THAT??? (word combo) (Translation: why did you so that?)
???:What was that?
???: A keyboard smash.
???no its not
???yes
???HGFCVGHJYUHGFVHJY (nonsensical smash) (Translation: Anger)
???THATSJHBVH ALSONHVHB AHJ KEYBOARJBGVH SMASHJGTH (sensical) (Translation: that's also a keyboard smash)
by SeaNoodle February 7, 2023
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'End' on your keyboard

A function on the keyboard not many people actually know about. You can use this to get to the bottom of a page or website if you don't feel like scrolling down all the way.
"How do I navigate online pages quickly?"

"You can either use 'End' on your keyboard to get to the bottom instantly, or vice versa -- to the top of the page using 'Home' on your keyboard
by Above Average Jojo Fan October 17, 2023
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Keyboard Warrior

A total fuckass who sits in their mom's basement all day with pride and l'manburg flags on the wall replying to people who actually have a brain to kill themselves or leaking their home address because they said or did something that was slightly offensive to them.

These people are often furries/zoophiles, gun grabbers, leftists, bronies, sneako fans, ssniperwolf fans, lgbtqlgtvblm+++++, and shippers.
Steve: Hey look in that basement window, it's a keyboard warrior.

Khaila: She's rapidly typing a 10 paragraph arguement laced with racial insults. Do we do anything about it?

Steve: No, she will be absolutely destroyed by same people with well put together arguements.
by sleepymf November 3, 2023
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Keyboard Smash

A string of random English characters, usually all in a line. It is never used outside of the internet or references to it, and is most often used to express anger.
I was reading a twitter post, and there was a keyboard smash in it.
by Nick6809 November 16, 2023
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