Trauma junkie

Someone that does not want you to get hurt, but wants to be there when you do get hurt

EMT's love working on people that are injured, like car wrecks and trauma, theydo not wish someone to be involved, they just enjoy being there if it happens. They are a trauma junkie.

by EMT Papu May 25, 2020

Pharma Junkie

A person addicted to pharmaceutical drugs.

She had four doctors writing the same prescription, that girl is a serious pharma junkie.

by Justin Adaze September 4, 2013

garbage junky

A drug addict who is so shot out and desperate that he/she will ingest practically anything in order to get high.

Only a garbage junky would try to smoke celery leaves sprayed with Raid to see if it gets him high.

by Money$hotGun June 27, 2019

birth junkie

A person who can't seem to get enough of anything related to birth. (i.e. stories, photos, videos, etc.)

In high school all Britney could talk about was cheerleading, but now that she has had a baby she has turned into a total birth junkie.

by RustyBuddha August 14, 2010

Vacuum Junkie

Someone that gets high from sniffing dirt in vacuums.

I get brain freezes from being a vacuum junkie.

by BrigadierNerd March 8, 2013

spec junkie

Any person overly concerend with the specifications of a product, to the point of being anal-retentive. They are a salesperson's worst nightmare. Often observed asking the same questions multiple times over, because they believe the salesperson is lying to them. And therefore is trying to catch them doing so. Occasonally, them become so engrossed in the specifics of a product, they lose sight of the most essential information.

"This helmet, has a dual-internal venting system...its made of a high density, polycarbonate...designed to take impacts of up to 200km/h...has a up-to-date Snell rating...has a fully removable lining, designed to wisk away moisture...it's".

"And guess what? You DUMB-ASS, SPEC JUNKIE! It doesn't fit your head properly!"

by D. Gould July 9, 2006

Reality-Junkie

A Reality-Junkie is an individual that is introduced to a fringe or conspiratorial concept of the world as we know it today, and then becomes consumed by or rather obsessed with seeking hidden truths in-between the grandiose lies past down from those with the power, to those without the power.

"Damn my guy, I thought flat earthers were retarded and now I can see how the degradation of a society makes the people more easily controlled. You know, kinda like how you're a slave to your passions and if you let your passions consume you, you'll do anything to get that fix. Oh well. Guess I'll just keep on researching this depressing shit and never turn off my computer to go better myself physically, mentally, emotionally or spiritually. "

- Reality-Junkie

by MustacheBear December 31, 2020