Ur short as fuck Jordan
Jordan-hOWS thE wEATheR UP thERE
Jordan is a name that is derived from gay retards that succ each other off every hour the name comes from gays and Nazi Jews
Also a country in the Middle East that is as small as Jordan’s penis
Jordan-hOWS thE wEATheR UP thERE
Jordan is a name that is derived from gay retards that succ each other off every hour the name comes from gays and Nazi Jews
Also a country in the Middle East that is as small as Jordan’s penis
by Hioiioii November 23, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. by digbickmommy May 27, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. A bitch cunt who needs to play more clash of clans and less of for honour. Also a big drama queen. Also sucks at chel
by Beast lord steam bath March 27, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A girl that is so outstandingly beautiful it hurts. She is kinda shy,but once you get to know her she is amazing. She is extremely talented and has the voice of angel. Very loving and kind. If you find yourself a Jordan,you're lucky. Make sure to keep her.
by Awny_heh July 31, 2016
Get the Jordanmug. A girl Jordan is the best person you'll ever meet in life she usually doesn't wait on others to do things for her she IS the BOSS she can be savage and will the shit out of you not to metion she's a bit ratchet and classy at the same time Jordan is a girl any guy (or girl) would want
Guy: Dayum have you seen Jordan ?
Guy 2: I know she's hot
Girl: I think I'm gay for Jordan
Girl 2: I agree
Guy 2: I know she's hot
Girl: I think I'm gay for Jordan
Girl 2: I agree
by abasicgirl May 2, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. He acts like he doesn't care but he does and he's always challenging Michael and doesn't want to lose but when he does he pretends he doesn't care. He's a cool dude though.
Jordan : ha! look at my high score on dream piano bet you can't beat that Michael
Michael : *beats it*
Jordan : do you always have to try to beat me whatever I don't care
Also Jordan : haha I beat yours again
Michael : *beats it*
Jordan : do you always have to try to beat me whatever I don't care
Also Jordan : haha I beat yours again
by Random mango June 5, 2020
Get the Jordanmug.