Jon Jay

Jon

John. (Gay version)

Jon. (Awesome Version)

Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise. You should be very proud to be with friends with a Jon.

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Jay

A Jay is a gorgoeus man, truly loved by all for his wit and winning sense of humour. Hard-working and loyal any girl cannot fail to fall for his charms, songs and poetry.

If your with a Jay lucky you you've found your soulmate!

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Jon Jay!!

Too bad Jon Jay is a senior, he wont be in our school next year! :(

by the1fourhim January 23, 2012

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Jon-Dom

What you call a condom when a young boy (e.g. little jonny) wears one.

Typical troll on youtube:
Dear (insert username here)

I came home yesterday to find my 5 year old son wearing a jon-dom, I think this channel should be banned.

by f1freak2727 December 08, 2012

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jon carner

a male who tries to be funny,typically a teacher, who enjoys science. WHen you make yourself seem like a geek, therefore being a Jon Carner.

Geez Mike, don't go pulling a Jon Carner!

by Phil Bill Dick February 12, 2009

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Jon Calabro

The coolest, sexiest man ever known to man.

Person 1 :"Did you see Jon Calabro earlier?"

Person 2: "Yeah! He looked so cool and sexy!"

by Pig poop balls November 28, 2020

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Jon-Crook

Traditionally: A special type of crook used by shepards for retrieving smaller animals.

Modern usage: A reserved yet excitable character who is charming yet inept.

1) Charles must use a Jon-Crook to retrieve the lamb.

2) "That Gary is such a Jon-Crook!"

by Maryene August 04, 2005

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