Skip to main content

Johnny Loaves

A nickname given to any Police Officer who walks a beat and appears to be walking gingerly as if he has two loaves of bread under his feet. Also takes forever to get from point a to point b.
Look at that Johnny Loaves. He’s walking ever so gently like his feet are killing him.
by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019
mugGet the Johnny Loaves mug.

Pulling a Johnny

Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.
"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."
by KindOfACock June 9, 2014
mugGet the Pulling a Johnny mug.

Johnny popper

Quiet fart that just slips out but stinks really bad!!
I was in a group full a people in a meeting and a Johnny popper slipped out and cleared the room.
by Booty-Judy August 21, 2019
mugGet the Johnny popper mug.

Johnny Wheeler

A self absorbed douchenozzle who generally places the welfare and needs of his penis ahead of anything else in life.
by Major Obvious June 8, 2015
mugGet the Johnny Wheeler mug.

Johnny Nap

A substance indused slumber taken by REALLY cool people
Hey man, after these various substances and delicious cigarettes I'm gonna take a Johnny Nap
by WillCComedy June 5, 2022
mugGet the Johnny Nap mug.

Johnny Peters

Johnny Peters is a term used for 1 an over weight person at age 12 to 14. 2 a term used for someone with a common name
The kid next to me is a Johnny Peters 2 sivon Beret is not a Johnny Peters name
by Messmaker7 June 11, 2018
mugGet the Johnny Peters mug.

Johnny Gomes

Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.
Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.
by TheUndisputedTruth October 21, 2018
mugGet the Johnny Gomes mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email