Johnny popper

Quiet fart that just slips out but stinks really bad!!

I was in a group full a people in a meeting and a Johnny popper slipped out and cleared the room.

by Booty-Judy August 21, 2019

The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that

Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”

by spencer.oc October 10, 2017

Johnny Blake

Another name for retard

That guys a Johnny Blake

by Jlr21 February 12, 2017

johnny pocket

British slang for the trouser coin pocket

I had the paper clip in the Johnny pocket of my jeans

by Stiffo900 April 28, 2016

Johnny-Don

A Unique person. A one of a kind. Well mannered and very loyal. Very possessive and a deep thinker. Will succeed at everything he tries. A perfectionist to the end.

How do you build something like that? I don't know...Let's ask Johnny-Don.

by Monason November 22, 2011

Ethiopian Johnny

The act of “going blackface” with someone’s, or one’s own feces.

“Oh boy, how I love a good Ethiopian Johnny in the morning!”

“Dude, I can the smell that that chick got an Ethiopian Johnny last night from here!”

by Butter_Mage January 26, 2023

Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.

When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny

by Rionox February 8, 2023