Joe 

Someone with a VERY small penis the size of a freckle and someone who will never have sex

"How was the sex"
"Eh that guys a joe"

Joe by Devon6666666666 May 2, 2016

Joe 

The shittest Gadsby.

You know Joe Gasby? Well he's the shittest Gadsby of them all.

Joe by fanny-adams January 21, 2011

Joe 

A Joe means to fall Unconcious/Die during a quest or mission on a video game.

'Barbaric has fallen unconcious' Oh my god you just did a total Joe.

Joe by HapurubokkaDeath February 20, 2011

Joe 

Term for anything that is fucked up, cheap, unusable. Detroit construction worker, rigger, tool pusher, wrench turner, and later on, hockey player word for piece of shit.

Who's Joe hammer is this?

Tear down that wall and put up a new one, it's Joe.

Hey, nice shot, where'd you get that Joe lookin' blade?

Joe by Nick55 December 4, 2011

Joe 

Joe: A person who rages and makes others feel bad for him just so he can have a laugh at another persons expense. People normally hate Joe.

Joe: You just stole my kill! WTF. /ignore
Friend: Why are you so pissed?
Friend: Dude?
Friend: I'm sorry bro, don't ignore me.
Joe: LMAO just kidding, n00b.
Friend: You ass.

Joe by Jmotion December 16, 2012

joe 

someone who frequently displays the large moles on his face.

person 1:omg look at that guys mole!!
person 2: hahaha joe!!!!!!!!!

joe by hehehe XD January 14, 2008

Joe 

someone who makes a lot of intentionally stupid jokes with the aim of upsetting his friends.

"hey is that joe?"

"yeah, does he own anything that isn't maroon???"

Joe by ACHMED2K10 May 30, 2016