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Jennifer Lopez 

The best goddamn English teacher in the game. BTW might have been touched as a little kid! AKA: JLO
Jennifer Lopez was in the classroom ranting on how women are better than men.
Jennifer Lopez by GOODGUYAIDAN March 5, 2020

Jennifer Afleck 

what was going to be Jennifer Lopez's new name until her and Ben Afleck broke up. See bennifer.
Ben Afleck + Jennifer Lopez = Jennifer Afleck.
Jennifer Afleck by Woobie June 1, 2005

jennifer lopez 

shallow dumb woman. doesnt give much to charity keeps it all to herself. why cant she be happy with a normal house why does she have to have a million dollar mansion. She could have given away thousands to charity and bought a house for a quarter of the amount. she wears fur you have to be dumb to wear fur. a animal will endure a most intese
painful death becuase of her.
im not afraid to wear a big fur. oh how brave of you jennifer lopez. just because an animal is a little less smart than us doesnt mean it should be subjected to intense pain.

jennifer lopez 

A dumb puerto rican chick who trys hard to act black, she can act a lil and maybe even dance (woo-hoo) but she can't sing for sh!t, she has this annoying limp voice that makes me want to gauge my own eyeball out whenever I hear her crappy/trendy music on the radio. Makes stinky perfume & cheap/tacky clothes.


She became famous for that fat, wide fanny of hers which looks like she either was a hump on her back or is wearing some Depends. Cindy Crawford (a real natural beauty) was seen on tv saying that if she had jlo's ass she wouldn't even go out in public. *too much butt and no boobies, me no likey*
If she's so "real" then why did she get her nose and lips resized and why does she wear all that fake bronzer?
jennifer lopez by ur5minsisup July 15, 2008

jennifer lopez 

An overrated washed-up limp voiced "artist" who really isn't good at anything except dancing. her clothes are cheap and tacky, her perfumes smell like the cheap stuff you can get at any drugstore, her acting is barely average, plus she tries to act black but really only looks like a trendy fool.

So why exactly is she famous? her huge wide ass which makes her look like shes wearing depends and/or has a limp on her back which might be in at the moment because it's something new, but still is a lame reason to make her a multi-millionaire.
She's so two years ago, next!
jennifer lopez by GypsyBarbie July 16, 2008

jennifer nettles 

someone who might of had an affair with Jon Bon Jovi
Jennifer Nettles might have had sexual intercoarse with jon bon jovi without his wife knowing.
jennifer nettles by m.e.p February 16, 2008