Jan Pono

People who are named Jan Pono are brutally honest, sarcastic, has the world's sexiest legs, overall super sexy and most importantly thicc.

Ava: Whow she's pretty thicc.

Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!

Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.

by Jamal Has the nine October 14, 2020

Jan Dayman

A stinky man from the 1920s. Some say he had a loving sexual relationship with his business partner Pips though he lies. He has daddy diddlers that EVERYONE wants to get a suckle on and constantly yells at his chat but secretly loves them, though again he’ll never be caught dead admitting it.

Lizard Man 1: Yo what’s that smell?

Lizard Man 2: Oh that’s just Jan Dayman, don’t worry about him.

by Venus_Fox July 13, 2022

jan - jan

a rat the is short angry, scared of everything. always makes who asked jokes like who asked for you to be a short lil cunt. short gyal ova here!!!!

"omg, is that jan - jan?" "mhm, it is!!" "that short lil cunt"

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Jan-Phillip

A Jan-Phillip (also called JP) is a truly nice guy, you‘ll for sure have a good time with him.
As a friend, you can always count on him, especially when you want to party.
Overall, he is an amazing guy with a perfect smile.
But there’s one catch. Altho he is sober he always behaves like he just hit the Bong, laughing about everything and not always understanding simple things.

„Jo, he's so high!“
„Nah that's just Jan-Phillip.“

„Why is he laughing so much?“
„Typical Jan-Phillip!“

by DillDough69 June 14, 2022

jan

(Just a nobody) Someone who truly doesnt matter

No its ok say what you want thats jan

by janruan August 20, 2022

Jan Karski

Jan Karski is an elf who jumped out a very tiny window. Google him.

Hey have u heard of Jan Karski?
Oh yeah he was like 6 ft tall.

No, he was an elf.

by Elf master Jan November 4, 2022

Jan Niña

Jan Niña means "ray of sunhine" that according to mythology, once a person was hit by its light will turn into a beautiful girl named Jiafei.

Jan Niña was Jiafei-rized.

by robynfentybilat November 4, 2022