Jake

Someone who is tall but dumb and good at soccer

Jake is very dumb

by I’m a physcopath October 11, 2020

Jake

No this isn’t jake from state farm. Although one would expect him to be a stereotypical white boy, he is quite the opposite. He’s kinda a nerd with two monitors and probably has a rainbow keyboard. He likes space and was accidentally a cuck in his trip to Germany. He also has a fat velumptious butt.

Omg Jake is my bae, I wanna move to Switzerland with him.

by user213283 October 11, 2020

Jake

amazing sexalicius man beast, covered in freckles and brown hair. But sadly is a man whore. woe to the world

Jake should not be section leader

by Shellhouse September 28, 2017

Jake

A really cute boy who has a girlfriend named Lily

Wow, Jake and lily are the perfect couple. I wish I could have some of that hot asssssss.

by Sexandmasturbationnoweeees November 5, 2017

Jake

Usually wears glasses has loads of freinds. Nervous about asking girls out. Not sure if he picked the right girl.

Jake: (Nervously) Will You go out with me ?
Girl: Maybe

by XxSuperTuberxX November 2, 2017

Jake

Annoying ass bitch

Jake is annoying

by Jake bitch November 5, 2017

Jake

A small and ugly sloth who enjoys watching coyotes dominate everyone around them. Often forces individuals to engage in philosophical discussions without their consent in order to screw with their minds. Avoid at all costs if you want to maintain your sanity.

That fucking Jake is always going after that coyote

by Massive coyote November 28, 2017