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Jake

A nice but guy that often puts himself down and always helps others. He never thinks of himself first only other people and is the gayest pansexual you will ever meet.
Who's that guy?
That's a Jake, careful I hear the gay is contagious
by The Pan Penguin October 10, 2019
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Jake

A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)
Please don’t jake me
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
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jake

legit the most fine man ever. you can't resist a jake.
jake is so awesome, i couldn't imagine not being a jake.
by MrCub3r May 24, 2021
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Jake

A guy who acts like he likes you but he ends up dating one of your best friends and he is a fuckboy with a 4 inch dick and he always makes you his 2 choice he asks for nudes like a thousand times
Jake is such a fuckboy
by Weedislife420 December 19, 2018
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Jake

A small and ugly sloth who enjoys watching coyotes dominate everyone around them. Often forces individuals to engage in philosophical discussions without their consent in order to screw with their minds. Avoid at all costs if you want to maintain your sanity.
That fucking Jake is always going after that coyote
by Massive coyote November 28, 2017
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Jake

Usually wears glasses has loads of freinds. Nervous about asking girls out. Not sure if he picked the right girl.
Jake: (Nervously) Will You go out with me ?
Girl: Maybe
by XxSuperTuberxX November 2, 2017
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JAKE

He’s the best sexiest hunkiest better than you at Fortnite and is also very athletic and doesn’t have braces
Jake is also very good at sports
by JakeyBoy 320 October 15, 2018
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