reflection jacking

reflection jacking is when you are sad or depressed but still have the urge to jack off

Kevin: dude what took you so long in the shower?
Steve: sorry dude i was reflection jacking my grandma died yesterday

by thatboiluke October 21, 2019

pump jacking

When you got to poop and its jumping in and out of your butthole

Man I gotta poop, it's pump jacking bad

by Jack deznuts October 22, 2019

Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times

Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods

by ShimPee December 3, 2019

High-jacking

The act of masturbating while high

One time I was high-jacking on a plane.

by SmooTheDragon January 8, 2020

tickle jacking

The art of tickling a person while jacking them off simultaneously until ejaculation.

“Yeah Sam is really into tickle jacking lately. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him so happy”

by Fat tabby November 4, 2020

Savor Jacking

When a person is masturbating for no less then 60 minutes and the individual has a bottle wine and Debbie does Dallas playing in the background. Some may refer to this as a “take your time with it jack.” The opposite of speed jacking.

Jesse and Colton were talking about speed jacking when Colton brought up savor jacking. He asked Jesse if he had ever savor jacked and Jesse replied “no.” Colton responded with “you don’t know what you’re missing.”

by Lazer November 21, 2020

parent-jacking

When an annoying parent (mommy or daddy) tries to direct any conversation or activity into themselves as a parent, or of their children when it has nothing to do with the activity.

An example of parent-jacking
"Oh by the way, I just watched this hilarious new show on TV the other day"
"Oh, my Timmy is so cute when he watches TV. He always laughs and smiles at everything!"

by techyartsyman52 June 11, 2021