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rump junkie

1.) an ass man; someone who digs the booty; a lover of posterior; someone afflicted with booty cooties

2.) someone who likes to go in through the out door; someone on a mission to uranus; etc.
bro #1: what's up with that dude? he's always with some fuckin' scary looking slampig with a hardcore butterface and shit.
bro #2: oh, he don't care about nothing above the waist, he's a rump junkie, yo.

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by dirtbike July 24, 2009
mugGet the rump junkiemug.

tampon junkie

A person who always is in possession of way to many tampons or feminine products. A person who always has tampon falling out of bags, purses, and pockets at awkward times. When seen at a store such as CVS or Riteaid, they will excecivley buy tamps.
Stacey: Hey i think you might have a problem with buying too much tampons.

Suzzie: No i dont! Your crazy!

Stacey: Sometimes I think your such a tampon junkie!
mugGet the tampon junkiemug.

Pharma Junkie

She had four doctors writing the same prescription, that girl is a serious pharma junkie.
by Justin Adaze September 4, 2013
mugGet the Pharma Junkiemug.

Vacuum Junkie

Someone that gets high from sniffing dirt in vacuums.
I get brain freezes from being a vacuum junkie.
by BrigadierNerd March 8, 2013
mugGet the Vacuum Junkiemug.

Plastic Junky

Someone who is addicted to purchasing plastic figurines or toys. They will usually have entire rooms dedicated to their addiction and are constantly adding more.
Mike just gave Walmart another $300 to feed his plastic junky addiction.
by mikeofmerr July 27, 2018
mugGet the Plastic Junkymug.

Fortnite Junkie

A Fortnite Junkie is someone who plays Fortnite literally for cosmetic purposes only. They get $20 and instantly thinks of Fortnite. When around friends they dont talk about wins but instead skins. They are not even good at the game all they do is complete challenges for skins and v-bucks and other cosmetics, they play 50v50 all day and most of the time dont even win that. The worst scenerio of a Fortnite Junkie is when they have a job, because every check they get literally goes to Fortnite skins and they dont have to worry about bills because they are little kids. One more thing they have over 1,000 games played but a k/d of under .50 in all categories and under 5 wins in all categories, and also they have all these skins which in game makes them look better when you come across them, but trust me their less of a player than you and they think they can build but really can't. But the true meaning behind this is that they are spending so muvh money on a game that they are not good at.
Aww man look at that Fortnite Junkie...he has over 30 bought skins but no wins.
by Fortnite Exposer October 22, 2018
mugGet the Fortnite Junkiemug.

birth junkie

A person who can't seem to get enough of anything related to birth. (i.e. stories, photos, videos, etc.)
In high school all Britney could talk about was cheerleading, but now that she has had a baby she has turned into a total birth junkie.
by RustyBuddha August 14, 2010
mugGet the birth junkiemug.

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