rump junkie

1.) an ass man; someone who digs the booty; a lover of posterior; someone afflicted with booty cooties

2.) someone who likes to go in through the out door; someone on a mission to uranus; etc.

bro #1: what's up with that dude? he's always with some fuckin' scary looking slampig with a hardcore butterface and shit.
bro #2: oh, he don't care about nothing above the waist, he's a rump junkie, yo.

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by dirtbike July 24, 2009

tampon junkie

A person who always is in possession of way to many tampons or feminine products. A person who always has tampon falling out of bags, purses, and pockets at awkward times. When seen at a store such as CVS or Riteaid, they will excecivley buy tamps.

Stacey: Hey i think you might have a problem with buying too much tampons.

Suzzie: No i dont! Your crazy!

Stacey: Sometimes I think your such a tampon junkie!

by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010

Plastic Junky

Someone who is addicted to purchasing plastic figurines or toys. They will usually have entire rooms dedicated to their addiction and are constantly adding more.

Mike just gave Walmart another $300 to feed his plastic junky addiction.

by mikeofmerr July 27, 2018

junkie juice

The slimy, smelly, discharge of a unwashed junkie's vagina.

"Dude, she smells like junkie juice!"

by fruiyapples3303 April 20, 2010

spec junkie

Any person overly concerend with the specifications of a product, to the point of being anal-retentive. They are a salesperson's worst nightmare. Often observed asking the same questions multiple times over, because they believe the salesperson is lying to them. And therefore is trying to catch them doing so. Occasonally, them become so engrossed in the specifics of a product, they lose sight of the most essential information.

"This helmet, has a dual-internal venting system...its made of a high density, polycarbonate...designed to take impacts of up to 200km/h...has a up-to-date Snell rating...has a fully removable lining, designed to wisk away moisture...it's".

"And guess what? You DUMB-ASS, SPEC JUNKIE! It doesn't fit your head properly!"

by D. Gould July 9, 2006

Reality-Junkie

A Reality-Junkie is an individual that is introduced to a fringe or conspiratorial concept of the world as we know it today, and then becomes consumed by or rather obsessed with seeking hidden truths in-between the grandiose lies past down from those with the power, to those without the power.

"Damn my guy, I thought flat earthers were retarded and now I can see how the degradation of a society makes the people more easily controlled. You know, kinda like how you're a slave to your passions and if you let your passions consume you, you'll do anything to get that fix. Oh well. Guess I'll just keep on researching this depressing shit and never turn off my computer to go better myself physically, mentally, emotionally or spiritually. "

- Reality-Junkie

by MustacheBear December 31, 2020

Vacuum Junkie

Someone that gets high from sniffing dirt in vacuums.

I get brain freezes from being a vacuum junkie.

by BrigadierNerd March 8, 2013