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This one cunt with green hair and an attitude that just won't quit. She's a dumbass and will cut someone if needed. She's not smart, or pretty, or talented, but can pet 4 animals at a time. 12/10 would recommend petsitter. She looks white as fuck but is actually native American and Portuguese.
"Hey do you know that one girl Jordan?"

"That cunt with the green hair and the bulletproof vest of a strapless bra"

"Thats the bitch."
Jordan by Fuckmeinthe*ssdaddy123 August 30, 2018
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She can be a total bitch but she has good intentions. She’s funny and smart but always talks bad about you behind your back
Person 1: hey I love your hair!

Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid

Person 3: don’t be such a jordan
Jordan by katwasntmeever September 30, 2018
Jordan is a cute, athletic girl. Is very outgoing and funny. When you hear her laugh, it just makes your day. She is very smart, but stubborn. She has lots of friends because she is good at being social and nice to people. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. She also hates it when she hurts other people in any way. Jordan is someone that you would really want as a friend.
“I need a Jordan in my life.”

“I think everyone needs a Jordan.”❤️
Jordan by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018
Jordan - An annoying short kid who will desperately deprive himself of jokes in hopes someone will laugh, which they rarely do. Also insanely obsessed with video games, and will usually have an expensive PC. And of course, was a hardcore Minecraft gamer at some point in their lives.
Guy 1: "Hey, you know that Jordan kid over ther-"
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."
Jordan by Largeboi21 November 2, 2018
Jordan is a tall, sexy, muscular boy. He is probably 14 and usually in a love triangle. He liked short brunette or a short red head. He has impressive flirting skills only with certain people. He is loyal and kind with dark, mysterious eyes.
Damn that’s a Jordan
Jordan by Cat lover69 December 4, 2018
A huge dumbass who has the record for shortest dick. He would suck a guys dick for 5 dollars. He weighs more than Sean and is that guy to chew on a used condom loke it's gum.
I heard Jordan fucked Gracie last night and liked it.
Jordan by Mr. Name6969 December 4, 2018
The biggest fucking favor you will ever meet and always beats his meat. He’s always leaning on your ass and never ever completes his god dam homework fuck you jordan
Jordan is suck a dumb ass
Jordan by Aunt Patty December 5, 2018