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croc jocks

1.Girls that always want the D.

2.A girl who always wants to have sex and won't quit riding your jock.

3.A croc-jock.

croc jocks
Hey Samantha always wants the D she's such a croc-jock.
Tiffany won't leave me alone she keeps trying to force me into sex.

Why's, she acting like such a croc-jock?
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boy jock

Same as a girl jock..except more sexy and adorable
Look.. here's the school's most popular boy jock.
by Sexygal14 August 19, 2017
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Chair Jock

Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.
"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."
by joytoyboy September 27, 2022
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Jock-ward

When two jocks meet up with each other and start arguing about some sports, athletes, or the game they saw, or some other sport-type thing and every body else is like... wut
Jock 1: "Yo man did you see him dUNK oN HiM??!?!?
Jock 2: "BRO dat wuz a FOuL BrO"
Jock 1: "NUH-uHH!! Dat WUZ CLeAN AF!!!!"
Me: "Wow... Jock-ward..."
by arthurevans July 22, 2013
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jock headlock

Putting someone in a headlock and putting their nose in your armpit. Making them smell it ( usually after a workout)
Will stuck his athletic cup in my face last week so this week I put him in a jock headlock.
by Matman September 29, 2013
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nut jocked

when the teacher announced the pop quiz i was nut jocked
by joyce byers January 10, 2017
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Jump Jock

A term used when some is trying to get with someone else.
Jose: Dude, why is Leah always jumpin' my jock?

John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.

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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?

Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.

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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!

Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!

Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...
by Captain DFTBAwesome November 1, 2010
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