jamaican sunburn

when one rubs their genitalia on a woman's face, til it turns red and irritable.

i just gave my girl a jamaican sunburn last night, and i like almost peed on her too.

by ddoubled's April 29, 2025

Jamaican apple-pie

Jamaican apple-pie is an apple-pie made using oranges instead of apples. There is no actual connection to Jamaica and many people perceive the dessert as a myth.

Many chefs love it, many chefs hate it.

There is some Jamaican apple-pie in the fridge.

by SyselMeow November 6, 2019

jamaican sloppy joe

When someone takes a shit and rubs there asshole on your nose without whipping there ass

I just Jamaican sloppy joed your mom

by The Jamaican sloppy joe December 28, 2020

jamaican blumpkin

A person receiving noggin while washing their hiney with a bidet. Other methods are acceptable such as not wiping for a month then doing the helicopter on the NYC street.

I witnessed Don Johnson receiving jamaican blumpkin from Bill Clinton!!!!!!

by fartmachine23445324 January 24, 2025

Jamaican Waffle

The act of ejaculating several times into a waffle maker and making an abomination cum waffle.

That fucking creep threw a Jamaican Waffle at me!

by Skymaster106 February 28, 2025

Jamaican Man

Very tough guy with a philosophical mind.

Man #1 I need a philosophical motto for my army.

Man #2 Go ask that Jamaican man over there.

by Gym Lion January 24, 2022

The Jamaican bobsled

Find a steep gravel road and lay on it flat stomach with your cock facing up. Have someone push you done then the gravel will tear the skin off your penis.

“How’d you get into the hospital”

“Oh I did the Jamaican bobsled”

by Jantie th February 5, 2020