hailie jade 

the cutest thing in tha whole world!!!
and also lucky cuzz her dad is tha finest guy ever!!! omfg!! eminem is fine!!!

hailie jade by angie August 13, 2003

Jade 

A girl who is easily flustered and confused and doesn't think before speaking and that causes her to say very strange things. Besides the lack of thought that goes on in her tiny little brain, she is stunningly beautiful with always tan skin and long luscious brown hair. hold this girl tight and never let her go she will always cheer you up.

"hey Ashley, you're in Bio right? ..... what's a loan shark?" -jade
"When i have a baby, I'm going to feed them with a spork. so they can eat pudding and noodles at the same time!" -jade
"If dolphins had hands they would rule the world, like seriouslyyyy" -jade

girl: omg she is such a jade
boy: i know, listen to what she said
girl: yes, but her beauty is so amazing it doesn't matter what she says.
boy: so true, i would marry her

Jade by Kira liser January 2, 2013

jade-hawk 

The Hairstyle that Jade Puget(bandmember of afi)has, the technical term is a bleached mullethawk that is sort of a mohawk combined with a mullet, sometimes spiked in the back and bleached in some places.

That kid has an awesome jade-hawk

jade-hawk by Rocka! November 5, 2007

Jade 

She is a guys utopia (check social textbook)

Bro 1-"do you like Jade"
Bro 2-"dude if I got her it would be utopia"

Jade by You don't even know October 19, 2014

Vu Jàdé 

Vu Jàdé can be simply defined as that funny feeling that this has never happened to you before. The term “Vu Jàdé” (also called preamnesia) describes the experience of feeling that one has not witnessed or experienced a situation previously. The term was coined by Kurt Kemp in 2007 in his book (The Weird Ideas I Get), which expanded upon an idea for an essay he was working on for his Myspace Blog. Unfortunately he got distracted and never completed the essay.

The experience of Vu Jàdé is usually accompanied by a compelling sense of unfamiliarity, and also a sense of shock, awe, or suddenly feeling lost. The experience is most frequently attributed to a lack of imagination, although in some cases there is a firm sense that the experience genuinely never happened. Vu Jàdé has been described as “Instant Alzheimer’s.”

Vu Jàdé by thefarmersfriend October 21, 2010

jade 

Verb. From the adjective, jaded to become emotionally indifferent, worn. To jade another person; to cause them to become indifferent and cynical, generally rhe result of failed romantic relationships.

One woman to another, (discussing a young and innocent guy) "Look how young and innocent he is, no emotional baggage yet". "I'm going to jade him".

jade by Jenn Phil January 27, 2010

Jade 

The best guitarist in the world
The new word for God

"Jade is so Jade damn hot"

Jade by Amy April 7, 2004