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Internet Appeal

How well people take to you in chat rooms, forums, myspace, twitter, facebook, youtube etc.

Often affected by the number of people who are your friends on these sites. (or in the case of Youtube, "subscribers" and twitter, "followers")

These figures however are often contradictory to the amount of friends people have in real life as the internet is anonymous, hence your internet appeal is separate to your real life appeal.

Internet appeal is also affected by how much of a douche you are on the internet. If you flame, it can lead to people starting a class action to officially remove you from the internet and all its associated communities (xbox live etc) and or the local McDonald's restaurants where you steal Wifi from, you poor flamer.
Person 1: *Sends friend request to Person 2*

~ 3 hours later ~

Person 2: *Accepts*
Person 1: Internet appeal +1
by partyatmine38 February 10, 2010
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Internet Brave

Noun used for trolls, e-bullies, and the like, whose sole purpose online is to harass, intimidate, and upset other Internet users on social networking sites (such as Twitter and Facebook), message boards, forums or even comments on news articles. Most likely frustrated pre-teens and middle-aged adults with a computer in Mom's basement. The goal of the Internet Brave seems to be twofold: to bring a user or users to tears and to scare said users off the Internet. However, well-seasoned Internet users will know that the Internet Brave use the Internet as they are incapable of being brave in the real world. The term can be used as a singular or plural description.
User: I love my boyfriend!

Internet Brave: I hope he kills you in your sleep, you worthless piece of ****! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

User: I don't even know you! Why would you say such a thing?!?!?

Internet Brave: Because no one cares about you!!! So go cry, stupid *****!!!

User: :'(
by Bionic Kitteh June 27, 2010
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The Internet

1) A series of tubes, invented by Al Gore!
2) A network, made up of mostly porn, pron, advertizements(mostly about porn, making you penis larger, gambleing, taxes, debt fixers, spam, illegal downloads, get rich quick schemes, pop ups, and things you don't want to buy, but probally will), where you may find some acual useful information or news every onc ein awhile (but this is rare)
1) "I hear there's...uh...rumurs...on the..uh...internets" - George W. Bush

2)girl # 1: I'm going to go on the Internet and do a search for the white house...oh god porn again!

3)If all porn were to be removed from the internet, there would be one website left, and it would be named "Bring back all the porn"
by Mike Coolo April 11, 2008
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The Internet's Retard Brother

Myspace is the internet's retard brother.
by weavesteve October 18, 2008
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90's internet

(adj.) A complete and utter eyesore.
Steve: What do you think of these paint samples? I like this color best.
Joe: Aww, man, you can't do that! That paint color is so 90's internet!

Jan: That sweater is so ugly, it's completely 90's internet.

Billy: Yeah, well YO'MAMA is 90's internet.
Schoolchildren: OHHHHHHHH!
Bob: OK, I can't top that, you win.
by otsiam43095 December 21, 2009
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Rule Zero of the Internet

Rule zero of the internet refers to the most important rule of the internet. Don't f**k with cats.
Hey do you know rule zero of the internet? It's don't f**k with cats.
by Phenoniem January 13, 2022
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Internet Withdrawal

When an avid user of the internet, goes through more than two days of internet deprivation.

The internet is often associated with computers, BUT it does not have to be! It can be internet access from any video game console such as Xbox 360, PlayStation, and Nintendo Wii. Browsing music on iTunes and usage of various apps on the iPhone/iPod Touch also involves access to the internet. Even the use of your cellphone for things other than phone calls is internet!!

Symptoms may include: impatience, rudeness, bitchitude, snappiness, distress, feeling empty inside, delusion, anger, stress, violence, yelling, being an asshole, or even betrayal to those around you.
(Rick is sitting in the corner of his house mindlessly staring into space, shivering.)

Steve: Yo Bob what is up with Rick??

Bob: He was late on his payment for internet and cell phone so they stopped services for him and it's been like two weeks...

(Steve walks towards Rick and attempts to comfort him.)

Rick: BACK THE FUCK OFF!!

(Steve steps back)

Steve: WHOA!! He is having an epic case of Internet Withdrawal!!

Bob: Yah dude, he needs some time alone. Let's bounce.
by The Super Ninja November 13, 2009
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