Crusty Pocket

Originated around march 13, 2011, a crusty pocket is the spiteful act of ejaculating into the pocket of an article of clothing that belongs to someone other than yourself. when the owner of this article of clothing sticks their hand in their pocket, they should find a custy, crusty suprise.

Dude, I just let off a huge load in Max's pocket, he is going to be so pissed when he sticks his hand in their only to discover he has received a crusty pocket!

by sneak fucker June 30, 2011

Pocket Nug

When searching through you pocket and you stumble upon pot that you didn't know you had.

Travis: Oh shit, I found a pocket nug.
Amanda: Shit, let's smoke that.

by mrThc October 02, 2008

Pocket cake

It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.

"I need my pocket cake if I get kidnapped"

by Wiberger September 20, 2021

pocket-dial

When a person's cell phone/blackberry located in a pocket accidentally dials someone, unbeknowst to the person carrying it. The receipient of the call usually receives a very annoying, long and potentially incriminating message.

I swear I didn't call you at 2:30am last night-- my phone must have pocket-dialed your number.

by Luke P November 15, 2005

Pocket Paki

a little thieving asian

"Aladdin was a pocket paki at the beggining of Aladdin1"

by Mo Money March 04, 2005

Shower Pocket

Slang term for "douche bag."

I've never met a bigger shower pocket than Frank.

That must have been a big effort for you to have been such a shower pocket at the party last night.

by Wallace J. May 15, 2007

Ramen Pocket

When you make Ramen Noodles and the powder clumps together to make the noodles lack taste and random intense spots of flavor.

"Hmmm...this Ramen tastes rather bland...EWWWWW INTENSE RANDOM FLAVOR...ITS A RAMEN POCKET!!!!

by MR.MOTHMAN May 10, 2009