short zone

The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.

Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6 feet. She short zoned me before I walked up.”

by Something Stupid September 27, 2014

kid zoned

A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.

Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?

Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.

Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!

by Ricosuave44 October 8, 2019

birthday zone

The 72 hours before and after your actual birthday in which it is still technically your birthday.

Friend 1: "Sorry I forgot to wish you a happy birthday yesterday!!"
Friend 2: "That's okay, I'm still in the birthday zone."

by iEATyourCUPCAKE November 5, 2013

zero zone

the zero zone is the time between today and tomorrow. it’s symbolizes the nothingness that exists between two days. you enter the zero zone when it’s 00:00 o’clock and you are awake and you exit it when you wake up. it's literally nothing. the name itself says that. the zero zone. zero is nothing but zero is there. you can easily skip the zero zone by going to sleep before 00:00 because when you wake up it’s tomorrow but if you make it past 00:00 without falling asleep you can successfully enter the zero zone

oh look it’s 00:00 we are in the zero zone

by ususyeysvshshdhd September 20, 2022

ankha zone

one of the shittiest memes of this entire decade, up there with amogus and the sussy baka bullshit
the meme is about a porn animation of ankha from the game "animal crossing" riding a villager's FAT COCK
obviously coomers will be very attracted to this and won't shut the fuck up about it

"Hey dude check out this funny ankha zone video!"
"Stop showing me your shitty porn memes you fuckin' fatherless cum-covered social reject chernobyl mutation type coomer"

by gman gaming October 16, 2021

The Butter Zone

A metaphorical state of being that one enters into when he/she is in a position where they cannot possibly fail at what would normally be considered an incredible task.

Friend: Dude, Mendenhall is on the 50 running for a touchdown and the closest guy is 30 yards behind.

Me: No doubt man...he's in the butter zone.

by Solis Niteshade October 11, 2010

sister zoned

When a hot guy refers to you as a "little sister" because you are younger than him or/ and "innocent" compare to the shit he does; similar to friend zoned in that you're seen less than what you wanna be but yall still remain good friends but he just sees you as a little sibling

"...Yea Elizabeth is like my bestfriend too, actually my little sister... CUZ SHE'S 14 lmao!"
"Damn Taylor you just got called "little sister"sister zoned by James haha"

by ttbitch May 13, 2016