Burrito Patch

The crotch of a Female or a male. Pink taco 🌮
Hey bro did that woman really say to kiss her burrito patch??
by Leddskinner March 29, 2023
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purple burrito

When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.
Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito

Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito
by ThePurpleBurrito April 02, 2014
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Neeto Burrito

A combining of the two words Neeto and Burrito. used for exclamatory purposes.
guy1 "Dude, Look at this" guy2 "WOAH, that's a Neeto Burrito"
by A FREAKING NACHO May 16, 2018
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Ohio Burrito

oh-hahy-oh buh-ree-toh
/oʊˈhaɪ oʊ/ /bəˈri toʊ/

noun: plural: Ohio burritos

Increasingly popular variant of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein Saran Wrap is employed AFTER the brown trout is released but BEFORE the donor takes seat, resulting in a spectacular psychedelic liquid light show of poo.
Usually, quick cleanup was the name of the game however, Eric surprised us all by opting for Saran Wrap *after* the brown shower. The Ohio Burrito never leaves spectators disappointed.
by MoltenPoo December 18, 2021
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Blastin Burrito

When you have a K/D below 0.3 in Rainbow Six Siege
Man, you really pulled a Blastin Burrito that game!
by slacck_ August 25, 2023
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Burrito Dong

When someones dong is thick, and short.
"I went over to Adam's house last night, he showed me his Burrito Dong."
by Burrito May 25, 2014
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