Mallory's Ice Cream Day

Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).

*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!
by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013
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neapolitan ice cream

The mixture of blood, cum, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.
I fucked your sister so hard that she made neapolitan ice cream.
by worlddom September 15, 2008
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Ice Cream Paint Job

Another Hip-hop artist's coined term that has absolutely no meaning, makes zero since, and yet appeals to the foolish masses.
Because I am so cool I do not feel the need to utilize real terminology. Instead I describe an automobile with a unique paint job as having an ice cream paint job.
by Ivina Tinkel May 30, 2010
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Ice Cream Rim Job

When any individual (same or opposite sex) gives a rim job (licking of another individuals anus) to a partner after having eaten Ice Cream. (ICRJ). Its known to be quite shocking and stimulating as well as refreshing.

There is also and Ice Cream Hand Job (ICHJ)
Partner 1- "i ate a ton of wings last night at trivia and my anus is stinging hot, but i still want a rim job"

Partner 2- "How about i eat some ice cream as i do it and give you an Ice Cream Rim Job!?"

Partner 1- " That sounds refreshing"
by BGeezy29 April 10, 2011
mugGet the Ice Cream Rim Jobmug.

cake and ice cream

A term often used to refer to an inside joke; creating an inside joke within an inside joke.
Man, that party had so much cake and ice cream, it's hard to remember it all!
by Bobzco December 4, 2011
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ice cream cone

A person with a very large/fat upper body and a very small lower body . Everything pours out the top of their pants. Similar to a muffin top but much bigger.
Did you see the ice cream cone on that broad?
by nikibodcrane February 10, 2015
mugGet the ice cream conemug.

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