Daddy issues but with your grandpa
by Queen Alexandria December 26, 2023
Get the Granddaddy Issuesmug. by Thehairydabber December 4, 2024
Get the Daddy issues become daddies issuesmug. The fear of speaking in the office is a very common phobia and one that is believed to affect up to 75% of employers. Some individuals may feel a slight nervousness at the very thought of speaking in that space, while others experience full-on panic and fear. This can come as the fear of Dominant people in the inner circle.
by atelophobic mf January 10, 2023
Get the Vali Issuemug. As an employee of da Department of Natural Resources, da perpetually-hotheaded Bob Stuyvesant would likely have major "angler-management issues", both in his manner while fumingly waiting for said stream-bases sportsmen to hunt through their backpacks to locate their paperwork, and bawlingly lamenting about "da one dat got away" --- i.e., da occasional rod-and-reel wielder who managed to slither off before da overzealous-and-obsessively-by-da-book Bob could have a chance to check his catch or ask to see his license.
by QuacksO August 9, 2025
Get the angler-management issuesmug. When you’re hungry and angry, ( Hangry) but you are upset with the meal, so you reject the meal by throwing it, or slamming it on someone or something.
Customer: I asked for extra ketchup! Why did you add so much extra ketchup!! ( Slams burger on counter) .
Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!
Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.
Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!
Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)
Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!
Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!
Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.
Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!
Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)
Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!
by EM6988 October 19, 2023
Get the Hanger Issuesmug. by Moose Man46 March 11, 2023
Get the Skill Issuemug. A political concern held by a significant portion of low-information voters in a given electorate that either completely misidentifies the cause of a real problem or is based on fears that have no basis in reality. Named after a joke on Bluesky about 25% of people believing a creature called "Glonzo" chewing through power lines causes high electricity prices.
Climate change is real, but half the base thinks it's caused by space lasers. It's a total Glonzo issue.
by Lilith_NightRose July 11, 2025
Get the Glonzo Issuemug.