I'm with stupid

Something you often wear on your T-shirt when next to a sibling in a family photo.

Dad: Son, why does your shirt say "I'm with stupid"?
Son: Because I am with my brother!
Dad: You're adopted

by SomeIdiot0nTheWeb May 5, 2022

I'm an Army but

"I'm an Army but.." is used by the K-Pop community to justify their hateful statements about BTS or Army, although they are NOT part of BTS's fandom nor do they like BTS in the slightest. The phrase got invented by haters when BTS's popularity skyrocketed in 2017 because many Kpoppies felt that their oppars and uknees fame was threatened by BTS's impact.

Kpoppies: Ew, BTS is so overrated

Armys: Keep on hating, you're just jealous.
Kpoppies: I'm an Army but..

or

Kpoppies: Armys are so annoying oh my god

Armys: You literally wrote something offensive about BTS
Kpoppies: I'm an Army but..

by shanylae April 5, 2018

I'm moby

I way to say that you have a huge dick.

Because Moby Dick was a whale and whales are huge and so is your dick.

Do you have a big dick?
I'm moby.

by judge dredd7 November 14, 2012

i'm not into bacon

A descreet way to say "I'm not into guys"

"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon"
-The Vamps- I found a girl-

by The fangirl freak February 1, 2017

i'm terrible

Last night I when to get ice-cream and when I ordered I asked for two instead of one, than I killed 3 kids in a drunk rage

I want to murder my family, I'm terrible

by CatDragon23 January 19, 2020

i'm fine

a phrase that teenagers use to hide our depression

Conner: Are you ok
Faith: ya i'm fine
Also Faith: (dying inside)

by ACURATE March 5, 2020

i'm fine

a word used to express how you are feeling at the specific moment, when you don't want to continue the short talk
sometimes used to hide the fact that you're not fine at all and need a hug desperately

Person A: Hey, how are you doing?

Person B: I'm fine...

Person A: Are you sure?
Person B: Nah.

by edgymofo December 14, 2022