Hurricane Ian

A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "

Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.

" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "

-Fellow Miami personnel

by Themanwhopostedsomething September 29, 2022

Hurricane Hangover

Most common side effect from absorbing strikes of the ruthless mixed martial artist Jude Chibuzor aka The Hurricane.

I sure cashed out from the cage fight but the Hurricane Hangover keeps coming

by Xan Xphan December 24, 2021

Hurricane

A reason to move to a hurricane free state or city

We need to move because of the hurricane.

by bigppkay April 11, 2022

Miami Hurricane

The act of receiving oral sex while taking a hit

Oh man last night Tonya gave me a Miami hurricane it was fire.

by Crazy blonde freak November 8, 2021

Hurricane Hormones

A term for the slew of hormones that affect one's mind and body during puberty, often compelling them to do certain things, including delinquency, masturbation, and hiding hamburgers in your ceiling. Term coined by youtuber Brendaniel.

Hurricane Hormones compelled me to jack off again, fuck this puberty.

by Garfibromyalgia March 14, 2022

Hurricane Hammer

When she is sitting on your face and pulls her tampon out and hammers it on your forehead.

It was my first night with Emily and she hurricane hammered me.

by Kazrat March 18, 2022

The Floridian Hurricane

The act of spining the male genital in a circular motion while pissing. This is commonly used to show dominance.

"Did you hear, Bob did The Floridian Hurricane too show his dominance.

by advar February 2, 2022