Human H

when a girl takes it from behind from one guy and gives a blowjob to another guy. thus forming a human h.

Ray: so what'd you end up doing friday

Joe: we human h'ed that bitch

by Bobby Bronzeman June 22, 2011

Human Horseshoes

A sexual act where the male partner lays on his back on the ground, then the woman tries to run, jump and land on the man's erect penis.

The girl last night was nuts, she wanted to play Human Horseshoes!

by Miss Mantis October 11, 2011

Human slide

When two sexy people are naked in a bath tub, girl laying face up on the dude, and the girl uses her legs to push herself up on the guy then releases her legs to slide down the naked mans body and possibly penis.

My boyfriend got aroused when I performed the human slide on him in the tub.

by Honeybadger666 October 15, 2011

HumanCentipublican

What you get when you sew all Republicans together, ass to mouth, so that one's bullshit travels through the others, before coming out of the party leader's mouth. After having traveled through all the asses, bodies, and mouths of the party members, only then is is spoken, sounding like everyday business as usual.

We should connect all the candidates by sewing their mouths to their assholes and making them run as one HumanCentipublican.

by The HumanCenticrat February 20, 2012

HUMANPROOF

hu·man·proof

/ˈhyumən proof hyoo-muhn proof

adjective

1. having the characteristic of perfect usability,

2. intuitive, usable, ergonomic

3. impervious, or invulnerable to the nature of human error,

4. proven to meet expectations of user population with regard to function

So, I pulled on what I thought was a handle, and broke it. Why can't they make things humanproof?

by HF guy April 26, 2013

human uber

A piggy back or shoulder ride given to someone else as a form of transportation. Money may or may not be exchanged.

I was Jennifer's Human Uber at coachella.

by kencoxtexas March 7, 2016

Human Prozac

A person who is kept in contact with for the express purpose of making yourself feel better when you are sad, depressed, angry, etc.

That girl is just human prozac. He only texts her so she will make him laugh.

by Amphritritis November 23, 2016