houstie

slippy wee man, who will still ur shoes if ur not careful.

The man from strabane was a slippy wee man

by Harky October 10, 2003

holtenhassoreanus

when you have to take a poo so bad you shit out your own rectum

when daniel had to poo so bad and so hard he shat blood and then his bunghole (holtenhassoreanus

by andreg June 21, 2008

houstie

Doush bag from dirtybane who drives a shitty nova,which he stole of his own granny, whos house he ransacked, leaving only soap and shampoo as he doesnt wash. smelly wee fucker

Uh come on, dont be a houstie and go wash that shite from your legs.

by spidey boy October 27, 2003

Houston Rocket

The act of lubricating ones penis and wanking off ( or masturbating ) with Germ-X, or the prefered hand sanitizer. While convenient, this method results in a burning sensation on ones foreskin.

This trend originated in Houston, Texas and was soon adopted by individuals who live busy lives and have the urge to masturbate but do not have the time or resources neccesary to wash up afterward ejaculating.

Co-Worker: “Dylan went into the back room by himself for about three and a half minutes and came back looking dehydrated and red in the face. I don’t think he fapped. He didn’t use the restroom afterwards.”
Me: “That sly little prick probably gave himself a Houston Rocket.”

by drdoofenshmurtz March 20, 2018

Soul Holtz

no gender, only swag

"Soul Holtz? They're an idiot." -ninety percent of the kids at WMS

by SpookySnack February 26, 2022

Houstalegavegaster

a strippper that works at your house.

Are you a houstalegavegaster?
Yes yes i m

by micid May 19, 2010

holtkamp

The stubble on a persons face that has been shaved in such spot before but hasn't in a week.

Yhat man has holtkamp on his face
Or
That girls got holtkamped legs

by shyfly March 25, 2009