Holiday Bankruptcy

When you have a lot of debts and gets broke from buying all that Christmas presents.

#Person1: Hey dude are you ok.
#Person2: No I’m dealing with this holiday bankruptcy

#Person1: that’s unfortunate

#Person2: yeah I know

by Zelda if the new world November 12, 2022

tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.

Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”

by Daycoder October 3, 2021

Holiday

A period of time determined by an official (or a government) where people relax and enjoy their time with their loved ones. Schools (including SME) and jobs halt during the holiday and bosses and teachers should also take a break. Teachers and bosses should not give their students or employees work to do during that period.

Miss O: Get me proof that SME students should not work during holidays.
Students: *Create a definition of the word Holiday*

by 365holiday January 20, 2020

tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.

Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”

by Daycoder October 3, 2021

holiday juke

When you dump your partner right before the holiday so you don't have to buy a present.

I had to holiday juke her again this year.

by Jackie Papers December 17, 2023

Blxr Holiday

Blxr's holiness came to earth on this day killing the town folks inner demons and that's why we have 4/15 off from school to celebrate Blxr's honor and glory by throwing him a thank you party.

We have school off this Friday because of national "Blxr Holiday"

by Blxr Holiday April 15, 2022

Jet 2 holiday

Nothing makes a jet 2 holiday

Darling oh my head. Nothing makes a jet 2 holiday

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 11, 2025