Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis

When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes

Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!

by D Flawless November 12, 2019

I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

Taking charge in a job environment (fucking the pig) while you ask for minor assistant (holding the ears)

Fergus: I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

by smokeajoint 42069 March 5, 2019

hug and hold

Verb. The act of hugging someone and holding the hug, rather than hugging superficially, or hugging and patting the person a few times on the back.

Phil (after being hugged by Justin): "Wow Kevin, you must really miss me. That was some hug and hold."
Kevin: "I know I know...I haven't seen you in so long."

by stockman09 May 28, 2010

P.O.P, hold it down.

Phrase that refers to a popular Vine video which took a phrase from a YouTube video of a women explaining her excuse for a crime she was being accused of. Now generals of the public use it as a joke for when they are accused of doing something wrong.

Teacher: Did you copy Jims test
Jo: Yea ho, who's askin

Teacher: Principles office now Jo
Jo: (walking out the door) P.O.P, hold it down.

by canana banana January 6, 2015

Sandusky hold

Sandusky Hold is when a Perverted football coach tries to get a hold of you and get some butt sex in the locker room shower.

Hey Bill, what happened? Well, I was in the Shower when Coach came by and tried to give the Ole' Sandusky Hold !

by Car Peddler February 4, 2012

Fix and hold

A strategy in real estate where you acquire a property that is in need of repair but instead of fix and flipping it you fix it and hold it as a long term asset for rental purposes.
Fix and flip is when you intend to sell the property.
Buy and hold investors usually purchase a turn-key or tenant occupied properties.

Fix and hold strategy is when you take a tear down property to fix and hold long term

1. I am trying to buy this property to fix and hold it.
2. My investment strategy is fix and hold.

by K. Rukov August 15, 2020

Bum a hold

When a smoker or a compulsive cell phone user continually asks their friends to hold a drink in a bar so that they can participate in the aforementioned activity.

Bar Patron1: Hey, can I bum a hold? I need to light my cigarette.
Bar Patron2: I guess.
Two minutes later.
Bar Patron1: Can I bum a hold. I need to take this call.
Bar Patron2: Really?

by seadoochrissy September 11, 2009