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Hobo Throw

A sport for those who like their leisure activities on the trampish side. Akin, to tossing the caber.
The rules are simple; the person who throws their hobo the furthest wins.
It gives the homeless a raison d'être once again.
Krystal the Magnificent: Tom, do you fancy partaking in a little hobo throwing this afternoon?

Tom: Sounds spiffing, I'll round up a couple of transients.
by Krystal the Magnificent February 18, 2009
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hobo coat

Imbibing alcohol to feel warm, in lieu of a real coat.
Bill forgot to bring a jacket to the festival. No problem... he simply headed for the bar and put on his hobo coat.
by Csm1967 November 21, 2013
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Hobo Max

HBO max but free!! Only to be used by fellow hobos in a large community unless said otherwise
Dude get out of that tent Bob is plying Hobo Max on his TV.
by Hobo Max July 8, 2022
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Hobo Swagger

The undeniably suave and sexy demeanor exhibited by a select few homeless and transient people in the world. Known to stir a sense of secret admiration and passion in the hearts of middle and upper class women everywhere.
To the homeless dude I caught sleeping on my back porch...
"I was going out to do yoga by my Koi pond , when I tripped over you and kicked you in the head. You screamed a line of expletives at me as you ran over to the wooden fence and tried to scale it. Judging by the empty bottles of wine by my door stoop, I guess you were still a little tipsy. Still, I couldn't help thinking how you has some serious Hobo Swagger goin on, with your multiple dirty coats, and the way you tripped over the kiddy pool and fell in. My husband is out of town, so maybe next time you can come inside and do some chores for me (wink ,wink)."
by Ximenez4339 February 26, 2018
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Hobo bros

Dumbass reactors that make the best memes ever
Hobo bros are so funny lololololololololollolol
by Justin eat dog September 7, 2019
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PC Hobo

A person who claims to play on PC, looking down on console players, while praising trash games, looking for scraps and sloppy seconds, begging for ports and constantly spouting incoherent nonsense and conspiracy theories. If 1 or more applies to you, you are a PC Hobo.
Exclusives are anti-consumer!
STFU, PC Hobo!
by Infinite Rhizome October 22, 2019
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Hobo weekend

When you plan to have a party with other people but it gets cancelled so you go to underground parties all night without a place to sleep.
Person one: how was your weekend?
Person two: ugh I had the worst hobo weekend ever
Person one: did you find a place to sleep?
Person two: no I just find more parties and more vodka, I was squatting down when drinking
by Farbror lucas September 25, 2018
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