Hobo Douche

The act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. Then drink two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and or Thunderbird. As soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends vagina until you vomit inside of her vagina.

Albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her whore pussy with a Hobo Douche.

by Fudgie Mcgee December 4, 2011

hobo hotness

When a man or woman has a particularly worn, tired, and homeless look, but is still considered pretty fucking hot.

"Yo did you check out that girl hanging around the byward market? Totally 9/10."
"Dude, looks like you just encountered some hobo hotness."
"YOU MEAN SHE"S HOMELESS?"

by G. Error October 31, 2013

Hobo Throw

A sport for those who like their leisure activities on the trampish side. Akin, to tossing the caber.
The rules are simple; the person who throws their hobo the furthest wins.
It gives the homeless a raison d'être once again.

Krystal the Magnificent: Tom, do you fancy partaking in a little hobo throwing this afternoon?

Tom: Sounds spiffing, I'll round up a couple of transients.

by Krystal the Magnificent February 18, 2009

hobo coat

Imbibing alcohol to feel warm, in lieu of a real coat.

Bill forgot to bring a jacket to the festival. No problem... he simply headed for the bar and put on his hobo coat.

by Csm1967 November 21, 2013

Hobo Blumpkin

The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.

I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.

by kdbamaman November 11, 2012

hobo burger

A burger that emerged in the great depression. it is beef, cheese, and vegetables wrapped in tinfoil placed by a fire for a time while they cook. Then you add a bun then it is one of the best burgers you'll ever eat.

Yeah, we made hobo burgers for dinner last night, they were amazing!

by stingray1010 February 1, 2018

hobo relationship

When someone gets into a relationship to avoid being homeless

She's in a hobo relationship so she doesn't end up on the streets

by Islandgrl 1111 June 12, 2019