Herpes Pimple

A pimple around and very close to the mouth.

Max: Woah, does Stacey have the herp?!?!
Jason: No dude, she is just suffering from a bad herpes pimple.

by happyplatypus September 18, 2011

Golf Herpes

When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.

Todd’s golf herpes somehow infected John and he is having a flair up. Hasn’t made a par in 4 holes.

by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023

Herpes

You can get herpes from fighting someone and beating them with blood and saliva on you

“Ima beat this **** ass because he gave my sister herpes”

by Treyouip April 16, 2025

Herpes

Herpes is 1% physical, and 99% psychological. This is because the skin condition itself is mild and only causes several “outbreaks” throughout your lifetime. What is far far worse is the fact the Internet has no consensus on whether or not to tell people you have herpes before sex.
I am honored to tell everyone that I have gone through the pain and suffering required to have a definitive answer on this:
NO!!
NEVER TELL ANYONE YOU HAVE HERPES— EVER!!
IT’S FUCKING STUPID!!
THEY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND!!
IT’S NOT “NICE” TO TELL PEOPLE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF THEM FOR DEADASS NO REASON!!

IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT’S SOMEONE YOU’VE TALKED TO FOR NINE MONTHS , OR IF IT’S A LITERAL WHORE ON THE STREET!! DO. NOT. TELL. THEM!!

STDS ARE LOVE!!
STOP BEING AFRAID OF “ADULT COOTIES” AND START FUCKING!!

YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME!!

Anyone to a literally anyone they want to fuck: “I have herpes”
Their response every time: “I will not have sex with you”

by Magherra June 22, 2025

herpes-crabs

One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...

Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs

by wodiespodie May 18, 2016

Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

hoers de herps

stinky breathed horse rider. someone that backstabs you from the front & back. that person is a two faced hypocritical BITCH. he/she also puts her paws on your spouse. thinks he/she is mad cute,nigga AINT

eleanor was a hoers de herps so everyone hated her. unforunately drew fell for her becuse of her fake cute act

by mizzcha February 19, 2011