Dirty Emperor's Helmet

The act of dipping your hog in chocolate syrup and hanging it down over one's nose.

When Ian's mother passed out during the movie last week, I broke out the Hershey's and gave her a Dirty Emperor's Helmet,

by Murph Dawg April 28, 2006

help me, Rhonda

Hooking up with random people, who are not necessarily all that attractive, because youre confused and depressed after a breakup.

"Joe and Alisha are doing a little Help me, Rhonda in the bathroom"

"Help me, Rhonda, help me get her out of my heart."

by thedork May 27, 2006

helmetdale

n. A type of cheese, matured underneath the German Helmet

"Helmetdale has an aroma not unlike that of a young organzola"

by Oussebon July 24, 2008

helpdeskified

verb - past tense To put into HelpDesk (esp. when Derek keeps sending email queries to Support)

Derek: can you please deal with this

Support: Just helpdeskified it!

by Kurtius Maximus September 19, 2013

Drug Helmet

1. A doo rag or a bandanna on a person's head. The fabric on the persons head is usually tie-dyed or mulit-colored.

2. An actual model of helmet used for protection while riding a motor transport. The model helmet (referred to as a drug helmet)has very small compartments on the under side. The model helmet is sought after by people who use drugs and transport their own personal stash of controlled substances.

A man with a tie dyed bandanna leaves a store.

"hey man, got some weed?"

"Why?"

"You got a drug helmet on!"

by Phil Simpson Martin October 18, 2008

happy helper

when the female is wearing a paperbag with a smiley face (drawn or cut out) concealing her facial ugliness while having sexual intercourse. typically used to make up for butterfaces

that butterface would look hotter as a happy helper

M: hey, lets wear masks while we have sex

F (during sex): what happened to your mask?

M: it got too hot, but keep yours on. you look great

by 2fly4wyteguy August 11, 2009

Miners Helmet

a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.

"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"

miners helmet pinger bellend

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 27, 2011