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Cuban handshake

When you walk up to a guy, say hi pappi, rub their back, and grab their crotch all without saying hello.
She just gave him a Cuban handshake
by ToiTroubleLove November 6, 2023
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Downstairs Handshake

A discreet way to say a handjob. Jerking someone's dick.
My girlfriend gave me the old downstairs handshake while I was driving to pick up her kid from daycare.
by 1ofthewizards July 3, 2021
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utah handshake

When you stick your toe in someone’s asshole
I met Steve tonight but was drunk and decided to give him a Utah handshake!
by Orthoanon July 9, 2022
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vicar's handshake

Adjective to describe something is weak, loose or floppy, similar to the handshake of a Church of England clergyman.
Buying a second hand car.
Buyer: "How much for the motor?"
Seller: "Two grand."
Buyer: (kicks back wheel, which wobbles.) "Two grand? You're joking! These wheel bearings are as slack as a vicar's handshake!"
by Pagan and proud! January 21, 2023
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Handshake call

When you would like to share your contact Cell or GSM number with someone else. You call them to share that phone number and contact information or contact details.
First PersonMy cell (GSM) number is.. (interrupt)Second personJust send me a handshake call on my cell (GSM), I will see your incoming number (contact details) and I will add you in my contacts, its faster and more precise.
by Shaoak April 3, 2009
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Swedish handshake

When a female is fisted by two men at the same time, and their hands rub together inside her.
-Stacy is a real cavernous gal. Yesterday Bill and I have managed do do the Swedish handshake while getting busy at her place.
by theguy889 August 23, 2020
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Milky Handshake

The process of jerking off into your own hand and giving a nice, sloppy hand job to your acquaintance.
Dad- “I heard John gave you a milky handshake from your sister.”

Step son- “yeah. There was so much but, it was sloppy af. Best milky handshake I’ve ever gotten. He jerked off in his hand and gave me a handjob”
by DStorm1397 August 17, 2019
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