No Hander Lander

When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.

Dude i laid the best no hander lander on Toni the other day! Good work Ben!

by oddy2222 February 25, 2019

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Hånden

Hånden means Viktor in latin, and is also the name of the best Viktor player in League Of Legends on the Eroupe West server. Some say that he could easily beat Faker.

Wow that viktor is really good. Must be one of Hånden's smurfs

by 123man123 June 16, 2016

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Handed • handed a board • handed himself • handed to him • left-handed • squirrel handed • short-handed • ass handed • left handed website • heavy-handed

two hander

A girl that is so big that it takes TWO hands to control her in bed.

"Damn bitch you are certainly a two hander, I mean I tried to use one hand on you to entensify the ass pounding I was giving you, but you almost broke it. You fucking walrus, now I have to use two hands, after this sex you will recieve the grapes of wrath fosho"

by the st3 October 7, 2005

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Hanked

Being kidnapped from a party, generally by a sibling, and taken on an apartment tour under the guise of a beer-run.

I was just getting a ride to the store for a bottle of bourbon but my sister hanked me for 2 hours.

by NotThePlumber September 6, 2018

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One-Hander

n. An adult girl, or of-age female, who is petite or small enough to fuck with one hand while simultaneously using the other hand for any array of other activities.

That girl is a definitely one-hander; I can fuck her while eating a burrito with my left hand.

by Superllvllan July 16, 2010

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