a sexy kyrgyz dude with a body mariah carrie wishes she had. usually very involved in politics and loves arguing over nothing, very touch and attention deprived, wants a boyfriend so bad. puts on a trench coat and pretends to be British. probably has a pet cat despite his aversion to pussy. every woman is patiently waiting for his gay phase to be over, but he's committed to the cause.
Jiya: Hey, who's that guy with the massive horse schlong? He's so hot 😳
Jason: That's Hanbek, i wish he'd let me smash but he said i look like a deformed tadpole 😔
Jason: That's Hanbek, i wish he'd let me smash but he said i look like a deformed tadpole 😔
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Get the Sauce Handle mug.a person, usually male, who just has to fuck the biggest, fattest, ugliest bitches he can possibly get his hands on. no questions asked. always demanding the grossest pig in the bar, saloon, lounge, or club..
did you see that fat fukn huge, ugly cunt Lane was with last nite, that guy only handles premium aaa hawgs.
Ya, he is a total hawg handler!
Ya, he is a total hawg handler!
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Get the Bacon Handle mug.I was crawling the curb, lookin' for se hoes and then my gash handler called me and came up with goods.
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Get the Gash handler mug.The OH SHIT! handle, found on the ceiling of cars for the passenger(s) to grab any time their seat belts don't make them feel safe enough due to the driver's bad driving. Some people use them to hang their blazers on coatracks in the back.
The passenger grabbed the OS handle, fearing for his life, as the driver swerved and sped through traffic at a breakneck speed.
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