Nose hose

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.

When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.

by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

man hose

A penis, it usually always sprays cum around.

I used my man hose to put out the fire on her tits.

by I am Hitler July 30, 2019

craigslist hose

Relates to a person that has so many kinks its unimaginable

(also relates to a cheap hose that easily kinks up)

Kendall is such a craigslist hose, she has so many kinks that she doesn't know what she's in to.

by pooponyourgirl October 20, 2021

Cleveland Hose Brigade

when two homies share the same urinal, each having an arm around each other. Normally crossing streams, sometimes even touching tips to create a piss pact that if broken, the other person gets to chop off the dick of the one who broke it.

yeah he's ur home boy. but would he do the good ol cleveland hose brigade with you?

by thesloppytoppy5000xtreme January 31, 2022

lemonade hose twisty wisty

masturbation, more used as handjob
Lemonade hose - penis
Twisty wisty - to stroke

My uncle used to give my lemonade hose twisty wisty until my dad caught him and beat him with a shovel.

by nujahuja May 26, 2022

lemonade hose

Your penis, ding a ling, dick

I give my lemonade hose twistie wisties

by Gethbejejejswu June 13, 2022

Rubber hose style

an art style used mostly used in the 1920's and 1930's. it has the most cartoon logic ever and has a lot of sexualized stereotype girls in it for some reason.

person 1: "the Rubber hose style sure is weird!"
person 2 "you can say that again 🙄😒"

by Maxinezz May 30, 2023