Grits and Gravy

Sex act best executed during a drunken one night stand where a man fucks a person doggystyle and at the point of climax, pulls out and cums (man gravy) on the persons back and then sticks his finger down his throat and and pukes (blowing grits) all over the person. Bonus points are awarded if the recipient also pukes as a result of the act.

"I brought this slut home last night and jizzed and puked all over her! I gave her the ol' grits and gravy!"

by Gatorfan October 18, 2008

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Gravy Dick

when you have unprotected sex and dont wash your dick...then after her juices have dried on your dick and looks like powder you have sex again and her new juices mix with the dried to produce a gravy-like substance

I fucked her last night and gave her the gravy dick in the morning.

by GA Th33 Gr8 November 19, 2009

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goober gravy

A man's ejaculate - compare to spunk, jizz, nut, etc...

Ellie May was hot and liked biscuits so I pulled out and gave her a little goober gravy to go with them.

by Jason January 1, 2004

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love gravy

The poopie emission when a female fails to control herself in anal intercouses

Awww, were never having butt sex in the kitchen again cause you got love gravy all over the dining table.

by Nick the dick October 10, 2005

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Guy Gravy

In restaurants, it is "boy butter" mixed into the gravy on dishes for rude customers, or any other person the provider of the butter doesn't like.

Note: it can also be mixed into salad dressing, or dessert topping, or barbeque sauce, or condiments, or...

"Bonjour, Chef Pierre, comment êtes-vous?"

"Très bien."

"That woman at table 2 actually snapped her fingers at me and called me 'boy.' Can you believe that shit?"

"Then Chef Pierre will prepare some of his world-famous guy gravy!"

"Bon! Merci beaucoup!

by D. Vinehamner November 22, 2009

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