Pulling a government

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.

Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”

by Pipicidal May 06, 2024

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government collapse

when the government randomly just loses a lot of money

yo did you hear the government colapsed government collapse

by gabbiesangel February 11, 2016

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Government sponsored terrorists

“Government sponsored terrorists” was created by the well known Men’s Equal Rights activist & Show Host Tommy Sotomayor (TJSKOC)

Generational welfare recipients that believe being on government assistance is not only a way of life but a goal. Once they move into an area they bring down property values, destroy neighborhoods, are untrained destructive people that only exist so their single mother could get welfare benefits.

Man, I’m moving the hell out of this area as soon as possible. These government sponsored terrorists are doing daily driveby’s robbing everyone & have destroy everything around here. The property value has plummeted because of them.

by SotoNation March 12, 2023

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government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.

Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).

by Jwomp92 October 20, 2018

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Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023

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