Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose
by Bp28 June 21, 2007
Get the slizzard on a goosemug. Shit Goose (n) - One who comes to a party without liquor, or anything else to share with the population at large. Also notorious for drinking too much and getting sick in all the wrong places (your parent's bedroom).
by Justin January 11, 2005
Get the Shit Goosemug. "I heard that she only likes goose penis"
"I heard that guy doesn't have any sexual stamina because he has a goose penis"
"I heard that guy doesn't have any sexual stamina because he has a goose penis"
by Ant Champ October 23, 2008
Get the Goose penismug. Colloquial term for masturbation, developed in the wake of the controversy surrounding government bans on the serving of foie gras at restaurants. Animal rights activists have complained that geese are forcefed prior to preparation of the dish, whereas foie gras producers maintain that the geese are treated humanely and experience no discomfort.
Did you see the news story about how the Chicago City Council reversed the ban on serving fois gras?
No man, I was too busy "forcefeeding the goose" myself.
No man, I was too busy "forcefeeding the goose" myself.
by Sean Christofer May 23, 2008
Get the Forcefeeding the goosemug. Mike acted like he had an extremely high pain threshold, but all I did was milk his goose and he cried like a little girl. Milking the goose hurts like hell!
by Ice Kube February 9, 2012
Get the Milking the goosemug. a "dirty" martini made with Grey Goose Brand Vodka mixed with olive brine. Garnished with 3 olives. Shaken, not stirred. (See also-dirty kettle: made with Kettle One Brand Vodka)
Hey Susan, would you care to join me at the Top of the Mark for a filthy goose? But of course Chris...vamanos!
by Mr. Lane "Dyogi" Mayer October 15, 2003
Get the filthy goosemug. to feel the urge of some nasty quickly flowing excrement about to blast out of your ass.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.
he suddenly turned pale, and started walking funny as he walked stiffly to the restroom. I think he has a case of the goose shats.
by borWorm February 13, 2007
Get the goose shatsmug.